I came up with this idea in the shower!=) This is a theological slap but I think it's still preatty clever..... The difference between a prophet and a heretic is that when a prophet questions their diety they get answers.
The difference between a patent and a copyright: The patent is usually for something intended to be usefull.
the difference between a video game warrior and a real life warrior is the the video game warrior usually has a respawn point or a save file. (which means he comes back to life)
The difference between a movie story line and a real life adventure is that you can't skip past the boring stuff in those situations.