Banned for not giving proper directions. I ended up in a lake >_> (And because it's your 500th post!)
Banned for suggesting I must be an anti-conformist and thereby presuming I am indeed a conformist. Pah, I am an anti-conformist in disguise. Gad.
Banned for being alone. I quote a demotivator from despair.com "If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone, so very alone."