<span style='width:100%;font-weight:bold; font-size:10px'>Out of Character</span> <table class=ooc><tr><td>There's a bit of a funny story behind this... I've watched one too many parodies and now I want to start an RP... but not a dark one. In fact, this is going to be... COMEDY BASED! Whoohoo! ^^ It's open, but I'd like it if you had a sense of humour. Oh, and the first part is based off of the opening of 8-Bit Theatre. Yes, I've seen too much of it. Yessss. Rating: PG-13 for slapstick violence, mild language and some of the jokes. Characters: Saltamus, Polarri</td></tr></table> Ah, one of those times in Fromina... the spirit world and the land of dreams. Normally it's a place where dreams are held, and nightmares run around. But for a number of pendragons, they were in for the ride of their life... in THE MOST BIZARRE DREAM OF ONE PENDRAGON'S LIFE!!! "So why is it that we're going through the Spyrax Forest?" A pure black pendragon looked up from his... gothic suit of armour and deck of playing cards to see Saltamus, hovering in the air, looking like an oriental dragon. "Cause weethin eet ees teh CAVE OF NO RETURN!" The 'dragon laughed... somehow he even had a really bizarre accent, even more bizarre than his real-world one. Polarri raised an eyebrow. The deck of cards disappeared. "And why are we going there anyway?" "Dood!" The younger one laughed. "Weren't ya payin' attenshin to da old man who told us? Within da CAVE OF NO RETURN lies the ARMOUR OF INVINCIBILITY!" Silence... "Wait a minute. If it's a CAVE OF NO RETURN, how does anyone know what's inside it?"
OOC: Well since no one else has jumped in I will. Try my hand at the funny stuff. This one post isn’t that funny but I’ll see what I can pull out of my hat later on. Never done this style before, so if I slip into dull story line just give me a poke :P Character: Linnet Faith~Female~1500 BIC: Well this is strange Linnet, the silver orange metallic pendragon walked along a dirt path. Her coat shining in the light. She lifted one paw and pushed her blue hair out of the way of her miss matched eyes. Trying to get a better view was where she was. Well there wasn’t much. What she did know was that she was in a dream. Maybe she could just fly out and walk up. Of course everyone should know to look before they leap. The orange silver body jumped, she went to flap her wings…but nothing happen. With that she fell flat on her face. <span style='color:orange'>“Oy, that wasn’t smart. WHERE DID MY WINGS GO!?!"</span> She yelled gasping at the nakedness of her shoulders. She had loved those over to big wings. Okay, take a deep breath. It just a dream, all I have to do is wake up then it will all be better. Besides it is my dreams right? She had started to talk to herself trying to get a grasp on what was going on. <span style='color:purple'> <No it’s not></span> She spun around looking everywhere for the maker of the voice. What she didn’t expect to find was a small group of ‘dragons already here. Where ever here was... She just looked at them. A look of surprise and of confusion was on her face. Her mouth kept opening and closing but no words came out.
OOC: lol her dontcha gotta do that timestamthingy? oh man that remindes meh i forgot to on my last RP lol oops i will do that later. :P ANyways yay a comidy! and my char will be a bit umm.... boring kinda the gothic one really but it will get funny later... trust meh... ;) ;) ;) Char. Temrin Sanjem BIC: Temrin walked into an unkown land. Great... What now.. Well at least I don't have to go back to the village right now... She smelled other 'dragons nearby. Whohoo... company.. *sigh* she thought sarcasticly... She snuck around the shadows and looked at the card playing 'dragons. She walked out and stood a foot behind the first 'dragon.
<span style='color:teal'>o u t o f c h a r a c t e r Not funny yet cuz I never think of anything good. (Oh, and jess - mind replying to the Lee + Toylt rp? thx..) b a c k i n c h a r a c t e r . k a r i . Kari was bored, drifting off in a tree. Her eyes closing... then. What? Ah Fronima. There again. She seemed to be, in a tree, near a pack of 'dragons. Playing cards? "This is new..." she muttered conprehendably. She yawned slightly. </span>
((Chara: Saujei Kristan)) Saujei padded silently along the path to where the other pendragons were. As usual when she was in Fronima, both of her legs were intact. Hmm. There was a group of other pendragons ahead. She strolled over to them. "Hey. What's going on?"
With a growl of frustration, the "gothic vampire", as he called himself, turned around in time to see another few pendragons. Oh damn... company. He looked over to Salty, who was flipping in the air and cackling madly for no apparent reason. Polarri then gazed at the others. "Apparently, my idiotic little FRIEND here gave all of our Bhijin to a weird old guy so we could go to the CAVE OF NO RETURN." He looked again at him, then a thought bubble(!!!) appeared above his head. In it went a little fantasy: Salty saying, "Duuh, I am teh kid, I gives away all our shinies," then getting blasted by a fireball and crying, "I am dead!" A smirk grew on his face, spreading into a malicious grin... but it was cut short as said dragon-like pendragon swung his tail, breaking said thought bubble. "Salty, you idiot!" He screamed, his white eyes beginning to glow... but Salty touched onto the ground, looking like he was attempting to look serious and failing: he looked like a weirdo. A second later, little cartoon hearts appeared around his head, and he began muttering inaudible things, causing Polarri to do one thing: yelp.
Here i am ... the unoticed one... Stupid *she clenched her hand* ... Stupid.. *She swung her fist hard*.... man i got to stop doing that. She thought as she smacked the 'dragon she had been standing over. She leant back not even saying sorry. the other card-playing 'dragons seemed to stare wildly at her... She sat back up against a tree and glared at them.. all of them.. Blood.. blood...hungry....... AHHHH! she smacked herself.
Linnets head spun around at the appearance of all the different pendragons around her. It spun so much it ended up doing a 360 spin all the way around. She slowly moved her front paws up to sturdy her head. <span style='color:orange'>“Woah…"</span> Was the only word that can from her mouth. She glanced over at the one who looked really angry and started to back away. Not wanting to get into a fight with any one here. She herself wasn’t sure what was going on yet. All this talk about a Cave of no Return. But she wanted to return, she wanted to wake up. She then huddled in a corner in the fatal position, paws on her ears while she rocked back a froth repeating the phrase ‘It’s just a dream, it’s just a dream’ <span style='color:purple'> It’s not just a dream now get up and do something.</span> The voice sounded angry and once again came from no where. She the jumped up and yelled. <span style='color:orange'>“Ahhh, the voices! They follow me!"</span> Which followed with her running around in circles before she ran into a tree and hit the grown with stars floating around her head.
Saujei raised an eyebrow as one of the other pendragons gathered there suddenly freaked out, ran in circles, and hit a tree. (Sauj: :huh: ) "So... what're you all up to?" she asked after a couple moments of silence.
Well, as u can see...nothing It came from the SKIES!!! IT was large and brown. Had Wings and a furry body like an angel in mink pajamas. It WAS... Veja. Oh how nice of him to fall down and drop on everyone or someone. It was the salty one. Oh yes! One big giant plop on his head. "Oops my bad. I hope I'm not heavy. You can always click your heels together and say 'I WISH THIS PAIN GOES AWAY' but that wouldn't help you. " Silence... After a moment of darting eyes :unsure: Veja was the one to break the silnce. "Uhhh... Cheese curls anyone?
Temrin mentaly smiled at the comical Veja. "So Veja i see you have gotten yourself stuck in this mess too. " She cracked a smirk and sat down behind the 'dragon she had hit before. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT YOU MORONS! I talk once and you all stare at me like i am a vampire or sumthing!!!" well.. um.. well i guess you could say i am one but oh well they don't need to know that... Temrin could feel the hot stares from the others. Temrin growled and bared her just resently over-sized fangs. OOC: i know its not really funny but hey its kinda hard... especialy when your char is like a gothic vampire lol heh heh
ooc: typing such lengthy and seriousness made us forget how to write comical style :P we all need to get back now and then so I tried getting in here too. Ps I'm not funny in real life either so if you at least crack a smirk at what I say... I'm trying my hardest. :) ic: "Ahh Temrin, you're sleeping. Never saw you walk in the dorm. Unless you're still outside." Veja tilts his head and stares at temrin's jaws. "Hmm... new set of teeth I see. You aren't gonna bite me while I'm sleeping are you? YOu don't have any sleepbiting problems or anything because I'll wake my self up right n--." He pauses as he hears a grunt on the floor. He didn't get off of the other dragon's head after he dropped. He quietly stepped back. "Uhh...yeah Like you were saying. I am stuck. Stuck entirely to float around in void of space. Oh yeah. I'm not in the dorm. I forgot. I got fr-- nevermind. So whathappened to you? Did you kill the dentist before he completely took out your teeth, because those things look like their about to fall and brake someone. not me, i hope.
Temrin smirked and showed her teeth... I guess you could say that i met someone while curios about some place then... well... if i told you what happened you would freek... but yeah.. just be carefull around me now alright... if you freek me out then i might just suck your blood... Temrin disapeard from her spot and reapeared behind Veja. She bared her fangs and pretended to lunge for his neck.
<span style='width:100%;font-weight:bold; font-size:10px'>Out of Character</span> <table class=ooc><tr><td>Hard to make long posts funny? Hell yeah. I guess that means we should leave them shorter here. And beware of the upcoming... PUN!!! I will write the post later. My PC's being screwy again.</td></tr></table>
<span style='width:100%;font-weight:bold; font-size:10px'>Out of Character</span> <table class=ooc><tr><td> i am posting just to keep the post alive... i guess... </td></tr></table> [ooc]come un guys... (STILL AN OOC) lol anyways.. yeah [/ooc}
