Something I wrote just a few minutes ago, hope you like it. ---------- She took a long swig from her root beer as she smirked at me. She didnt drink, she didnt smoke, but god, she was a badass. She was tiny, standing at an amazing five feet at age 17, she was the type of girl those pervs who liked the school girl look went for. But she had a rather mature face, which made her beautiful. Golden brown hair that ran just past her strong jaw bones, sparkling green eyes and just the palest of skin, I would just kill for her. I didnt relise that I was staring at her again when she leaned over the table and yanked on my nose. "You awake, Geekzilla?" Her all black outfit moved with her small perfectly as she yanked on me. The black cotton shirt that was lined in zippers and her black suit pants just looked amazing on her. Then there were the wonderful dress boots which actually have her another two inches to her height, but she still looked tiny. "uh-yeah. Sorry, long night." She laughed. "Suck it up, Im always up, listening to some crazy metal band or watching soft core porn for free through my neighbor's window." She smirked and put her bottle down, asking for another one from the waitress. This diner was ugly as sin but the food was good and the staff was really nice. If it wasnt for her I would have never had entered this place. Gotta love the places ya find on a blind date. I forced a chuckle and shifted in my seat. I loved just listening to her, she was funny as hell. "Gotta love that soft core porn. I figured you for the hardcore stuff." "I cant afford it, but I been in a few myself." she joked....although I wouldnt be surprised if she wasnt. "Hey, I can do magic, wanna see?" "Uh....what can you do?" "I can make the whole word go black and all sorts of colors." "How?" Suddenly she picked up the expired bottle of rootbear and sniffed it. "With this." I looked at it intently, then suddenly the bottle was coming at me at highspeed, hitting me between the eyes. The world went all blue and purple for a second, then black. She was right, she could make the world turn colors. I woke up in the hospital with her sitting on my bed. "About time you woke up." I smiled "How long I been out?" "About 4 hours. I hit ya good, I must really like you." "Really?" The room went silent and she looked away. Slowly she turned her back to me with the most romantic smile she had this entire date. "Yeah. I do." "I like you too." She blushed and leaned down, kissing me softly on the lips. "I will visit you in the morning so we can discuss our next date" with that, she bit my shoulder hard and then walked out of the room seductivly. God this woman is amazing. -written by Dan "The_Leech" Yelen 1/15/07
ha hah. Wow. I found this very amusing. My head kinda hurts now. Kinda felt the pain of the blow there.